You hear a new band, and you think, “This is really something. This is like My Bloody Valentine, minus the guitars.” But then you think, “No, that’s not true. That’s not what this is like at all. Plus, there are lots of guitars here. I’m a goddamn idiot.”
-From Chuck Klosterman’s fabricated press release about Delicate Steve.
…there’s this line about Delicate Steve sounding like the band My Bloody Valentine, but without the guitars. This is what My Bloody Valentine sounds like.
That is a lot of guitars.
-NPR’s Frannie Kelley, discussing that press release with an out of context paraphrase that’s not even directly about Delicate Steve.